Lists

Lists

The ways I embarrass my children

Name	Web address	Description

I blast the neighborhood with Italian Opera when the kid across the street plays "nasty" rap

I sing along with the Michael Buble cd at Barnes & Noble

I dance to the music playing in the store

Ask them to pick up a bottle of Midol on the way home (this seems to bug my daughter the most)

I wear my jeans w/star-burst bleach stain on the butt when I pull weeds out front

I order myself a Happy Meal at McD's & play with the toy before I give it away

Asking "Do you need new underwear?" as they walk away from me at the mall

Walking thru the house in my nightgown when their friends are here

I'll hold a tissue to their nose & say "Blow!"

My cell phone plays "Brick House"